What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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