I got chris browned last night
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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