moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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