i just made my gag reflex go away.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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