East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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