i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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