S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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