just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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