my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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