where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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