S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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