I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the day after is always just damage control
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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