3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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