my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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