My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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