one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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