I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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