Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
