we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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