check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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