he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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