grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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