I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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