My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Everything about him screamed your future.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
