Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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