Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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