she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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