if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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