dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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