i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Be still, my beating vagina.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
