i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
This baby is an asshole
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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