go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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