if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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