no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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