dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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