they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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