ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
accomplished twins. life is a go
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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