I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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