I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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