A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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