his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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