All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
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It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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