thus making me awesome and them whores
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
its not stalking. its research.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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