No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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