I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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