so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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