The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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