That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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