i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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