he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
