I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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