I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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