This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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