i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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