Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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