Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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