Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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