...is it true? will i see you next weekend
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.